January 2012
December 2011
Meeting my favorite artist (aka Ed Sheeran)
Me: Will you sign this?
Ed: Sure.
Ed: ... Wait, what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate.
Ed: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT!
Me: Call me Mrs. Sheeran, Mrs. Ed Sheeran.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: Do you want any help, Mom? Mom: No thanks, sweetie. 5 minutes later… Mom: HONEST TO GOD, IT’S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK, I’D COME BACK, AND YOU’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY, I DO SO MUCH, AND I’M NOT EVEN VALUED. DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO, YOU DON’T.
Footballer: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Footballer: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Footballer: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Footballer: What?
Me: What?
Footballer:
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Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Footballer: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Footballer: But -
Me: Poster.
I cannot handle Catalan men and their hotness
zahra-afellay:
Bojan is today's captain for Catalonia NT
They call Bojan the 'Justin Bieber of football'???...
bojan8barca:
